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Rover Returned
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Not the Village Inn!
« Reply #2520 on: 13, March, 2010, 19:29:54 PM »
The sight of the whip made him cringe,
As he hung upside down from a hinge.
The weals on his back
His head covered with a sack,
As the Madam approached, with a syringe.
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What is this life, if full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?
.........................................
A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

W. H. Davies - the Nailsworth poet.
Rover Returned
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Not the Village Inn!
« Reply #2521 on: 13, March, 2010, 19:30:22 PM »
The ladette from Cam struck a pose
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What is this life, if full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?
.........................................
A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

W. H. Davies - the Nailsworth poet.
The Sober Rigger

Posts: 3,870


Hotel California
« Reply #2522 on: 14, March, 2010, 14:22:44 PM »
The ladette from Cam struck a pose,
When handed a beautiful rose,
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What's the quickest way to kill off a circus?

Go for the juggler

(Elmer.G. Chickenshit)
Imbiber
Dynamic Fluid Engineer

Posts: 2,054


Artists, Mayors, Town Criers; I love 'em all
« Reply #2523 on: 14, March, 2010, 16:41:44 PM »
The ladette from Cam struck a pose,
When handed a beautiful rose,
she had a large pout,
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Before Louis Pasteur it was the will of God that turned broth bad.<br />After Pasteur? Well, God had to go and find other mean things to do.
The Sober Rigger

Posts: 3,870


Hotel California
« Reply #2524 on: 14, March, 2010, 18:12:07 PM »
The ladette from Cam struck a pose,
When handed a beautiful rose,
she had a large pout,
A bucket of stout
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What's the quickest way to kill off a circus?

Go for the juggler

(Elmer.G. Chickenshit)
The Sober Rigger

Posts: 3,870


Hotel California
« Reply #2525 on: 16, March, 2010, 00:39:24 AM »
The ladette from Cam struck a pose,
When handed a beautiful rose,
she had a large pout,
A bucket of stout
And an incredible,well broken nose.
Logged
What's the quickest way to kill off a circus?

Go for the juggler

(Elmer.G. Chickenshit)
The Sober Rigger

Posts: 3,870


Hotel California
« Reply #2526 on: 16, March, 2010, 00:43:01 AM »
She never knew he was gay,
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What's the quickest way to kill off a circus?

Go for the juggler

(Elmer.G. Chickenshit)
Rover Returned
Wildlife & Heritage Enthusiast!

Posts: 2,180


Not the Village Inn!
« Reply #2527 on: 16, March, 2010, 11:03:05 AM »
She never knew he was gay,
From the childhood games they did play.
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What is this life, if full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?
.........................................
A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

W. H. Davies - the Nailsworth poet.
steed

Posts: 781
« Reply #2528 on: 16, March, 2010, 11:20:26 AM »
She never knew he was gay,
From the childhood games they did play,
Once, as a farce,
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So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Tommy Cooper
Rover Returned
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Posts: 2,180


Not the Village Inn!
« Reply #2529 on: 16, March, 2010, 11:43:27 AM »
She never knew he was gay,
From the childhood games they did play,
Once, as a farce,
He slid on his arse
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What is this life, if full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?
.........................................
A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

W. H. Davies - the Nailsworth poet.
steed

Posts: 781
« Reply #2530 on: 16, March, 2010, 12:38:39 PM »
She never knew he was gay,
From the childhood games they did play,
Once, as a farce,
He slid on his arse,
Down the Ladder whilst cheered by Vic May
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So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Tommy Cooper
steed

Posts: 781
« Reply #2531 on: 16, March, 2010, 12:39:47 PM »
There was a young girl from Northants,
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So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Tommy Cooper
Rover Returned
Wildlife & Heritage Enthusiast!

Posts: 2,180


Not the Village Inn!
« Reply #2532 on: 16, March, 2010, 12:42:59 PM »
There was a young girl from Northants,
Whose hobby was studying plants.
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What is this life, if full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?
.........................................
A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

W. H. Davies - the Nailsworth poet.
The Sober Rigger

Posts: 3,870


Hotel California
« Reply #2533 on: 17, March, 2010, 00:14:14 AM »
There was a young girl from Northants,
Whose hobby was studying plants.
She grew them from seed,
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What's the quickest way to kill off a circus?

Go for the juggler

(Elmer.G. Chickenshit)
Rover Returned
Wildlife & Heritage Enthusiast!

Posts: 2,180


Not the Village Inn!
« Reply #2534 on: 17, March, 2010, 00:34:46 AM »
There was a young girl from Northants,
Whose hobby was studying plants.
She grew them from seed,
In pots with her Weed!
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What is this life, if full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?
.........................................
A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

W. H. Davies - the Nailsworth poet.
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