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The Sober Rigger

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Hotel California
« Reply #2490 on: 05, March, 2010, 03:18:58 AM »
Hawkesbury Upton has a pub called The Fox,
Where cruel hunters all gather in flocks,
Feed them cream crackers,
And cut off their knackers,
And stuff them into their socks.
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What's the quickest way to kill off a circus?

Go for the juggler

(Elmer.G. Chickenshit)
The Sober Rigger

Posts: 3,870


Hotel California
« Reply #2491 on: 05, March, 2010, 08:14:00 AM »
They grooved to the music at Cam,
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What's the quickest way to kill off a circus?

Go for the juggler

(Elmer.G. Chickenshit)
Rover Returned
Wildlife & Heritage Enthusiast!

Posts: 2,180


Not the Village Inn!
« Reply #2492 on: 05, March, 2010, 11:12:07 AM »
They grooved to the music at Cam,
Though the DJ was surely a ham!
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What is this life, if full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?
.........................................
A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

W. H. Davies - the Nailsworth poet.
The Sober Rigger

Posts: 3,870


Hotel California
« Reply #2493 on: 06, March, 2010, 02:38:54 AM »
They grooved to the music at Cam,
Though the D.J.was surely a ham,
The gyrating was hot,
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What's the quickest way to kill off a circus?

Go for the juggler

(Elmer.G. Chickenshit)
The Sober Rigger

Posts: 3,870


Hotel California
« Reply #2494 on: 08, March, 2010, 02:51:11 AM »
They grooved to the music at Cam,
Though the D.J.was surely a ham,
The gyrating was hot,
An aromatic odour of pot,
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What's the quickest way to kill off a circus?

Go for the juggler

(Elmer.G. Chickenshit)
The Sober Rigger

Posts: 3,870


Hotel California
« Reply #2495 on: 09, March, 2010, 05:16:06 AM »
They grooved to the music at Cam,
Though the D.J.was surely a ham,
The gyrating was hot,
An aromatic odour of pot,
Waking up,it was all but a sham.
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What's the quickest way to kill off a circus?

Go for the juggler

(Elmer.G. Chickenshit)
The Sober Rigger

Posts: 3,870


Hotel California
« Reply #2496 on: 09, March, 2010, 05:17:06 AM »
There will soon be a general election.
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What's the quickest way to kill off a circus?

Go for the juggler

(Elmer.G. Chickenshit)
The Sober Rigger

Posts: 3,870


Hotel California
« Reply #2497 on: 10, March, 2010, 02:23:49 AM »

There will soon be a general election.
Some suffering premature ejection,
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What's the quickest way to kill off a circus?

Go for the juggler

(Elmer.G. Chickenshit)
The Sober Rigger

Posts: 3,870


Hotel California
« Reply #2498 on: 10, March, 2010, 05:22:17 AM »

There will soon be a general election.
Some suffering premature ejection,
Others voting for Brown,
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What's the quickest way to kill off a circus?

Go for the juggler

(Elmer.G. Chickenshit)
Rover Returned
Wildlife & Heritage Enthusiast!

Posts: 2,180


Not the Village Inn!
« Reply #2499 on: 10, March, 2010, 18:13:03 PM »
There will soon be a general election.
Some suffering premature ejection,
Others voting for Brown,
Who will surely go down.
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What is this life, if full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?
.........................................
A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

W. H. Davies - the Nailsworth poet.
steed

Posts: 781
« Reply #2500 on: 11, March, 2010, 10:14:44 AM »
There will soon be a general election.
Some suffering premature ejection,
Others voting for Brown,
Who will surely go down,
As an example of Natural Selection
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So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Tommy Cooper
steed

Posts: 781
« Reply #2501 on: 11, March, 2010, 10:21:11 AM »
There was a young lady called Muggs,
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So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Tommy Cooper
Rover Returned
Wildlife & Heritage Enthusiast!

Posts: 2,180


Not the Village Inn!
« Reply #2502 on: 11, March, 2010, 10:34:24 AM »
There was a young lady called Muggs,
Who fancied a singer called Suggs.
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What is this life, if full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare?
.........................................
A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.

W. H. Davies - the Nailsworth poet.
Imbiber
Dynamic Fluid Engineer

Posts: 2,054


Artists, Mayors, Town Criers; I love 'em all
« Reply #2503 on: 11, March, 2010, 20:19:59 PM »
There was a young lady called Muggs,
Who fancied a singer called Suggs.
She bought him a Snickers,
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Before Louis Pasteur it was the will of God that turned broth bad.<br />After Pasteur? Well, God had to go and find other mean things to do.
Illegal Combat Ant
The Universal Soldier

Posts: 2,425


Location: Planet Earth... coming to the boil
« Reply #2504 on: 11, March, 2010, 22:35:31 PM »
There was a young lady called Muggs,
Who fancied a singer called Suggs.
She bought him a Snickers,
Seats for England at Twickers,
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RELIGION: treat it like it's your genitals - don't wave it about in public, and don't try and shove it down your kids' throats.
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